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June 29
Yesterday at a fundraiser, John McCain showered the following words of praise on his opponenet: “You know, this election is about trust, and trusting people’s word, and unfortunately apparently on several items, Senator Obama’s word cannot be trusted.” Trust is a silly word to be throwing around in a political arena. It’s kind of like trying to throw the word ‘class’ around in a six on one gang bang, or in any porn for that matter. There’s no such thing as classy porn, and even if there was, what boring loser want to watch it? Maybe John McCain prefers his porn to smoke Virgina Slims and warm him snifters of brandy with one lace gloved hand while gracefully tugging at his crinkled junk with the other, but most people prefer plain old bukkake. You know, dirty shit. That’s the way we like our porn, and that’s the way we like our politics. For example, take a look at our last howevermany presidents. Would you ever trust any of them? The current one is a no brainer, the one before was nicknamed ‘Slick’ and perjured himself because he cheated on his wife, the one before raised taxes when he said he wouldn’t, the one before had the Iran/Contra thing plus a whole bunch of other lies… It keeps going. Basically, find me a President who has always told the truth and always stuck to his word, and I’ll show you a porn star who performs Twelfth Night in the park when she’s not busy getting DP’d.

Yesterday at a fundraiser, John McCain showered the following words of praise on his opponenet: “You know, this election is about trust, and trusting people’s word, and unfortunately apparently on several items, Senator Obama’s word cannot be trusted.”

Trust is a silly word to be throwing around in a political arena. It’s kind of like trying to throw the word ‘class’ around in a six on one gang bang, or in any porn for that matter. There’s no such thing as classy porn, and even if there was, what boring loser want to watch it? Maybe John McCain prefers his porn to smoke Virgina Slims and warm him snifters of brandy with one lace gloved hand while gracefully tugging at his crinkled junk with the other, but most people prefer plain old bukkake. You know, dirty shit. That’s the way we like our porn, and that’s the way we like our politics. For example, take a look at our last howevermany presidents. Would you ever trust any of them? The current one is a no brainer, the one before was nicknamed ‘Slick’ and perjured himself because he cheated on his wife, the one before raised taxes when he said he wouldn’t, the one before had the Iran/Contra thing plus a whole bunch of other lies… It keeps going. Basically, find me a President who has always told the truth and always stuck to his word, and I’ll show you a porn star who performs Twelfth Night in the park when she’s not busy getting DP’d.